I dream that one day I’ll get to pitch my ideas to network executives. Or new media executives. Jaden’s Bringin The Funny would be an excellent mobile video show.

Cue the Jedi Mind Tricks for the executives! *waves hand*  You like Jaden. You like the idea of Jaden on your team.  Jaden will bring in big ratings and generous advertisers. You would like to offer Jaden a contract.”

We’d probably get crossed wires.  Instead of receiving my Jedi signals,, the executives would pick up on thoughts from my crazy Almost Twins. I can just picture one executive turning to the other and asking, “Why do I suddenly have the urge to take off my clothes, jump on the table, and sing shake your booty, shake your booty, yeah yeah?”  Both girls are fond of singing that at the top of their lungs while being dressed in the rec center’s changing room after swim class.

Instead, I think I’ll send those hottie executives (who never look fat in those pants) positive vibes and just hope for the best.  This famous Irish Blessing comes to mind.

An Old Irish Blessing

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind always be at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
and rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Eh, that’s nice and all, but this is better:

Jaden’s Blessing For A Network Executive

May your ratings rise up to meet you.
May the network head never be on your back.
May Emmy’s shine warm upon your face
And the hundreds fall fast into your bank account
And when we meet again,
May you hold a contract for me in the palm of your hand.